ennor lady in association with swine flu Now thats a very pheasible/pheasable (cant be ar*ed to look in dictionary for correct speelling ) business idea. Every time i cough a little bit of wee tries to escape. Now i say try cause of yet its been unuccesful..due to my pelvic floor muscles working overtime, me having one hand practicaly up my flower(fanny for those less sofisticated lol) and one hand on my stomache. Thinking this is fine but when i venture outside the one hand will have to cover my mouth hence the wee escapologist wins. This is where the tennor lady come in. Everyone over the age of 40 must have these problems. I dont remember having these problems a few eeks (sic)ago when i was 39!! yes i did meen eek as i was mortified that mny brain stopped growing at the age of 16 yet my body defied MY wishes and carried on!! How very dare it!!! I relish the days back when i got asked for id to buy a bottle of wine and moan about it as i would then have to rummage in bag or go home for passport, not i beg it to happen, In tesco i go to self service isle and scan a box or bottle of wine, up flashes waiting for approval and i wait for someone to come over and ask me id. Never happens. They used to come over look at my face and say oh right then key in the key things. Now they can tell from a distance that im old, they just stay comfy at their counter , look across and dont even um and arr. pees me off no end.
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